The Palins.
I haven't yet seen the entire interview on the Tyra Banks Show (poor kid couldn't even get a spot on Oprah? Did Obama nix that?), but it seems Levi Johnston (a relative of משה רבינו?) had a blast throwing the Alaskan First Family under the proverbial bus.
My favorite headline on CNN.com, maybe ever: Bristol's Ex: Safe sex "most of the time."
That's abstinence education at its most successful. Just to beat a dead horse: Is safe sex "most of the time" the same as being a responsible Vice-President "most of the time," or lifeguarding decently "most of the time," or how about being a decent public school teacher "most of the time?"
Which reminds me of one of Tina Fey's great lines on SNL this fall, which she attributes to Seth Meyers's mind in her previously alluded to conversation with Terry Gross:
LATIFAH AS IFILL: "Governor Palin. Would you extend same-sex rights to the entire country?"[For the complete transcript, click here. For a video of the faux debate, click here.]
FEY AS PALIN [thickly accented]: "You know I would be afraid of where that would lead. I believe marriage is meant to be a sacred institution between two unwilling teenagers."
If the first six plagues weren't enough, and fiery hail, locusts, and darkness were all necessary foreplay, then I'm not done making fun of the Palins yet either.
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