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I'll post rants here, and musings; articles and thoughts about articles. I'll keep it quite complex and yet astoundingly simple: whatever it is I am interested in at any given moment.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Cured Madness

I'm not sure why I stopped loving "March Madness" (though it may be when "March Madness" became a ubiquitous term), but I did. It doesn't do anything for me anymore, which might be due to obligations that have made it impossible for me to watch college basketball in the way I did when I was in high school. To add to the possibilities, however, I present Joe Lunardi and the national obsession not with who wins the tournament but with who wins their pool (or, in ESPN's case, the national pool).

I have a friend who pains himself all year in the hope that his beloved school will get a Number 1 seed though, of course, being a top seed has never been a guarantee to reach the Final Four (we'll see what happens this year after last year's fluke, but I'll put it the over-under line at 2 top seeds making it).

I hate the seeding predictions and the absurdity of the major conferences. I hate notions of "easier" quarters of the bracket and that no professional is reprimanded or extolled for their predictions (and, for that matter, who cares if Mel Kiper Jr. gets the mock draft right? Shouldn't we care whether or not he can identify players who will be effective NFL players?). It all seems kind of stupid, and Lunardi is a great target.

And now, Slate's unmitigated, substantiated destruction of Lunardi (in this longer article bashing my beloved Blue Devils and Jim Calhoun, among others) - thanks for doing the research guys:

Joe Lunardi
In the run-up to Selection Sunday, ESPN's Joe Lunardi appeared on the network by the hour to dispense his bracketological wisdom: who's in, who's out, and where everyone should be seeded. Lunardi, the longtime editor of the hyper-detailed hoops preview magazine Blue Ribbon, worked hard to earn his perch. (He did not, as alleged in his Wikipedia entry, win the role on a reality show called Dream Job: Bracketology Edition.)

If only he were up to the job of being the nation's bracket sage. This year, Lunardi predicted 64 of the tournament's 65 teams correctly—OK, more like 33 of 34 considering that 31 spots are taken by automatic qualifiers. Not bad, right? Well, according to the site the Bracket Project—which collected the picks of 61 March Madness prognosticators—92 percent of the bracketeers agreed on 32 of the 34 at-large teams, and a healthy 82 percent agreed on 33 of 34. Bracketology, you see, isn't very hard. Joe Lunardi's entire job this year was to identify a single team. He went 0 for 1: Creighton out, Arizona in. Lunardi also whiffed on the one No. 1 seed for which there wasn't an iron-clad consensus, guessing Memphis instead of UConn.

Perhaps it's unfair to ding him for these slip-ups, as the selection committee doesn't necessarily behave consistently year-to-year. Then again, he's the one who's selling the idea that bracket predicting is a science. If bracketology is indeed a skill, then Joe Lunardi hasn't mastered it. The Bracket Project has ranked the 12 tourney scholars who've been publishing guesses for at least four years, grading them based on how many teams they pick correctly and the accuracy of their seeding forecasts. Lunardi is 10th out of 12. My early bubble picks for 2010: Bracketology 101 in, Joe Lunardi out.

And to prove my point.


Mad Shout Out to the NRTC

Ramah in Wisconsin does many amazing things, not the least of which consists of incubating cutting-edge experimental programming and nurturing them towards success. The two which get the most press in the world of camping and Jewish education (due, in no small part, to the appropriate self-promotion of their founders) are the Northwoods Ramah Theatre Company (NRTC) and the Northwoods Kollel [and Beit Midrash - which too often gets left off the title]. Other relevant ones include our מרכז הפדגוגי, founded almost thirty years ago, and the role of Paul Palnik, our full-time artist-in-residence for the last fifteen years. Hopefully, in the coming years, there will be many, many more, but that's a dream for a different post.

The NRTC, in residence at camp now for four summers (2009 will be the 5th), has had its ups (Underwater Palace; everything done in 2008) and downs (2007) but has remained remarkably true to the visions that founded it, held by Annie Levy and Jonathan Adam Ross (JAR), respectively. These visions have spoken to three crucial components of the NRTC: its material (unabashedly, complicatingly Jewish); its process (absolutely open and transparent); and its relationship with the camp in which it finds itself (as integrated as possible). Even if the NRTC never takes off outside of Ramah as Annie, JAR, (others involved,) and I hope it does, there is great opportunity for it to grow within the camp itself.

These past months, however, have indicated part of the NRTC's potential - to take its workshopped shows from camp to new audiences. In 2006 the company tackled (at camp director Rabbi David Soloff's suggestion) a reimagining of Bernard Malamud's short story "The Jewbird." This fall, the company staged a reading of the show in Chicago (at the home of camp great Michael Newberger and his phenomenal wife Charlotte) and, beginning last week (and running through this coming Sunday) opened an off-off-Broadway run in Manhattan.

The press had been pretty impressive - a story in stories in the Jewish Week and, theoretically, forthcoming in the Forward, and announcements in TimeOut, the Jewish Standard, and more.

This morning we hit the jackpot (well, at least the East Coast, MSM, intellectually snobbish jackpot). And, to respond to the inevitable criticism: When was the last time you read an article in the NY Times about a piece of culture that was created in a summer camp?

Hopefully, we can create a structure in which the NRTC lives (and thrives, expands, and is modeled again and again elsewhere) within a more comprehensive framework for all that Ramah Wisconsin does and can achieve. For the time being, I'll take a column-length story with a picture in the world's paper of record.

Below, Rabbi Soloff's message to Ramah families:

Shalom Ramah Families,

Ramah Wisconsin has mounted an off-off Broadway adaptation of Bernard Malamud’s story The Jewbird, running through March 22 at the Sanford Meisner Theater in New York. The show was first created by our professional theater company, the Northwoods Ramah Theater, during the 2006 camp season. The current production has merited a full column review (including a photo of Jon Adam Ross - head of our Performing Arts at camp and also known as “JAR”) in the March 18 “Arts” section of the New York Times. The review references Camp Ramah in Wisconsin as the home of the Northwoods Ramah Theater.

When the Northwoods Ramah Theater troupe is in residence at camp, campers and staff are engaged in the development of their performances. For example, for the Jewbird production, our audiences studied the texts prior to the performance (i.e. reading Malamud short stories and related classical Jewish sources) and had the opportunity for a post-performance discussion. This blending of drama and education work fabulously well in the camp setting. Camp Ramah in Wisconsin is an incubator for Jewish culture!

Our director, Annie Levy, initiated three creative interpretations for this work by the Northwoods Ramah Theater: 1) the production uses a puppet for the title role, “given an edgy voice and movement by Jon Adam Ross, clad like the unkempt bird all in black, including a soiled overcoat.” 2) It intertwines classical Jewish sources into the play and 3) it uses chorus-like narration reminiscent of stories in the Humash.

It is so exciting that through generous support for our arts program we are able to bring this production to New York and engage hundreds of alumni, high school and university students, educators, camp people and the general theater community with Malamud’s work. We are thrilled that the professional actors and director of the Northwoods Ramah Theater will be with us again this summer, sharing their talents and enthusiasm with our campers. Their enrichment of the camp program enhances the many gateways to Jewish culture open through our Ramah portal.

Rabbi David Soloff, Director

Slow News Day?

There was a classic West Wing episode about the types of absurdity that come out on a slow news day. [Check out this handy-dandy WW episode guide.]

Today might just be that day. (Alternatively, the bracket obsession I'll post soon in "Cured Madness" is worse than I could have even imagined.)

ESPN one-ups its own over-the-top publicity stunts by having the Leader of the Free World make his bracket selections on SportsCenter. Then Krzyzewski ends up on the CNN Ticker for bitching about Obama not picking the Blue Devils to get to the Final Four.

I'm sure this story is crazier, but nothing will top 538.com's Nate Silver's return to his dorky statistical analysis of sport (his calling before becoming one of the best political bloggers with a penchant and talent for statistical analysis). (I think Silver might have been a little goofy from his time at Austin at the SXSW festival, because both of his most recent posts [note the disclaimer] seem more appropriate to April 1 than אסרו חג of St. Patrick's Day.)

Silver presents the statistical argument that Obama was favoring teams from electoral college swing states in making his selections. Enjoy.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Omnivore's Dilemma? I Don't Think So

R. Joel Roth, great jurist of the Conservative Movement (that wasn't sarcastic, btw - I have tremendous respect for the man as a thinker, speaker, lawmaker, and judge; though I fundamentally disagree with him on many topics), spoke at the Conservative Yeshiva on Sunday afternoon, in a talk (unfortunately) titled: "Two New Teshuvot on Eating Out." (Done chuckling yet? He was talking about restaurants.)

Roth presented two new תשובות that currently sit in front of the CJLS whose authors I will keep anonymous for the time being. (Why? Because the CJLS is still arguing about whether or not to even debate the תשובות themselves, for reasons that will become clear shortly, and the papers have not yet been published as such. Rabbi Roth was given permission to read the articles to us, but not to actually give them out, and so, in a move counter to my instincts, I'll add a סייג around the intellectual property issue - mostly because the תשובות, as they exist, are pretty embarrassing לדעתי.) One of them, the first in a proposed series of limited, בדיעבד allowances for eating in unsupervised restaurants, creates a tiny little window for eating good (read: non-supervised) pizza. The other attempts to usurp the mantle of the Conservative Movement's human rights-initiated changes to הלכה (including issues of ממזרות, divorce, women, and homosexuals - though let's not get me started on the abysmal and embarrassing Dorff-Nevins-Reisner preposterousness) towards the morally relevant subject of eating what we want to eat, creating a hogwash construction to excuse what already occurs by all but the most orthoprax of the movement.

As you've likely noticed, I agree with Rabbi Roth that the CJLS is wise to think about not discussing this topic at all - neither one of these תשובות says much of anything with which I (or, I imagine, most of anyone else, save for a tiny sliver on the right who would be happy to see the former decision adopted) would like to be associated.

What made Roth's talk interesting (other than his profound mastery of this stuff) was, as always, his discussion of the politics of the movement. Both תשובות seem to relish in citing Rabbi Tucker's idea of "metahlachic" arguments surrounding homosexuality and some of Rabbi Roth's halachic language, respectively, as ways of promoting their own validity in the wake of the obvious critiques against them. And Rabbi Roth never misses an opportunity to raise the (valid and compelling) critique that has, in my mind, become his calling card (which he restated on Sunday in even sharper terms) (I'm paraphrasing, of course): "The left talks about the needs for halachic pluralism until it gets what it wants, at which point the excitement about pluralism becomes moot in the wake of a new revolution that now 'captures the essence of what makes Conservative Judaism compelling and unique.'" This is a trend, I must admit, that I theoretically do not like, but one that I cannot figure out how to solve practically without falling into many of the traps we fall into in our failed (and, likely, futile) attempts to coexist with the Orthodox in situations of real ritual [read: kashrut; t'filah; conversion]. What is the נפקא מינה of halachic pluralism on the question of women, ממזרים, and homosexuals? [In addition to being a rhetorical question, I'd actually be happy to read anyone's answers to that question.]

Where I disagree with Roth is on his narrowly-defined understanding of what it means to be "a halachic movement," and his clinging to a hope that this adjective (halachic) can still be saved. It seems clear to me that the first תשובה (the more מחמיר one) is, as Roth says it is, a direct descendant of frum rabbinic Judaism, a תשובה that, I imagine, my brother-in-law would be able to accept, if not agree with (especially in the way it makes eating pizza outside of hechshered restaurants practically impossible) - it is a curt nod to the sociology of the movement while simultaneously yielding an halachic battering ram. But as the more מקיל of the two תשובות makes clear, in a world where 70+% of Conservative Rabbis are enjoying their local pizza wherever they like to eat it (Coronet's, Papa John's, Pizza Hut, Dominos, Little Caesar's, that place across the street from Heschel, Imo's, that place next to the Vilas Theatre in ER, WI, Edwardo's, Sal and Carmine's, Sbarro, et c.), the question of whether the movement is halachic is now moot. The better question is to what extent can part of the Conservative Movement's tent include people who choose to remain in that paradigm - some of whom, I must tell you, I consider close friends. Or, to word it alternatively, to what extent can halachah play a dominant role in certain frameworks of the movement and a significant (if not veto possessing) role in others (many others?)?

For the central battle that Rabbi Roth is trying to fight long ago passed him by, if not before the passing of the driving תשובה and the widespread acceptance of Max Arzt's original paper (never voted upon) outlining an approach to eating broiled fish and steamed vegetables (and only broiled fish and steamed vegetables) in non-hechshered restaurants. Both of these opinions, made, I believe, in the early '50s, represented what we have now come to understand as "classical" Conservative approaches to halachic literature - rife with misinterpretation, application of a decision to things it never was meant to apply to, and lots of intellectual dishonesty.

Once we can get beyond this argument - and I think that Tucker, Cosgrove, and Kushner (in their aticles published in CJ in the last eighteen months [which, of course, I can't find anywhere on-line]) are pushing us correctly in that direction - we need Eisen to lead a charge for writing a new intellectual framework for the movement, one clearly influenced by 19th century German scholarship but not dominated by it - an American theology that is less interested in institutional sustenance than in speaking to the vast majority of Jews who are, at their core, our intellectual allies regardless of their sociological decisions that affect both their practice and their affiliation. These are colleagues at YCT, at Hebrew College, and throughout Israel. Describing their Judaism and articulating a compelling argument for them to see themselves in our work should be our goal.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Bruno and Bill: ת.נ.צ.ב.ה

This weekend we lost two great men: Bill Davidson and Ron Silver.

Ron, not to be confused with Andy Garcia or other look-alikes, was one of the great minor character arcs of The West Wing, playing the political consultant Bruno Gianelli, first as an advisor to Bartlett's reelection campaign and then as Winick's campaign manager. I also greatly admired his earlier work as a porn mogul in Skin and a senator in Timecop. The AP's obituary.

Bill Davidson was a great philanthropist and pretty-darned-good owner of the Detroit Pistons. In addition to providing KER with some sick seats to a basketball game, Davidson endowed the Davidson School of Education at JTS and partnered in his last years with the Abigail and Leslie Wexner to share the onus of funding for Wexner Graduate Fellows who were pursuing careers in Jewish Education and Jewish Professional/Communal Service (like me). Though I never got the sense that he was playing the same role on the world Jewish stage as some of his megaphilanthropist peers, I have heard recently that Chancellor Eisen was trying to leverage Davidson back into the game to help reshape JTS and, as it should go without saying, there are far too few individuals who are committed to Jewish education with his kind of ability and passion to write any of them off. A local Detroit obituary.

May their memories be for a blessing.

WOW Article on Alzheimer's

I need to get back to reading Slate religiously.

This article about Alzheimer's disease you should read.

Here's a teaser:
Now some experts are proposing an avant-garde way of approaching Alzheimer's: as a form of diabetes. Some even dub it "type 3 diabetes" or "diabetes of the brain." The idea is that memory loss and cognitive deterioration in at least some Alzheimer's patients may be caused by low insulin or insulin resistance in the brain, much as lack of production or poor response to insulin in the body is central to the pathologies of type 1 and type 2 diabetes. Effective Alzheimer's treatments, then, might aim to boost brain insulin levels or decrease resistance while addressing destructive factors like inflammation and oxidative stress. If the theory holds up, as early research suggests, it could be a boon to a field scarred by disappointments and dead ends.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

... And I'm Back

It's been a crazy month of 200+ interviews in Israel and the US. I'm back in Israel, over jet-lag, and beginning 2nd semester tomorrow with a long list of blogposts to make up for my going AWOL this past month.

To the three of you that read this regularly, my deepest apologies for leaving you like this. I hope you don't have abandonment issues that are too serious.

In other news, living in Jerusalem is always exciting, even in the tame German Colony. Like this story, whose "main Jerusalem street" is at least a 3.5 minute walk from our apartment. Made for an interesting walk back from shul today.